I know that you might be wondering if i have fallen out of this planet,i have been very busy but i missed you all. Each time i want to post an article the damn internet is either slow or out kind of frustrating. I got this in my email and it cracked me up,i hope it makes you laugh too.

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl..
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well..

One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a
real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
‘Polish Remover’

  Posted By tyna     Mar 25, 2009         

5 Comments

• At 2009.03.26 02:11, Rev Jeff Lewis said:

  Ah at 2 in the morning blogging marketing sites it is nice to see something to lighten up the night/morning. Thanks for this post. You got a good smile and a laugh today.

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• At 2009.04.01 03:41, john said:

  that is life for us,sometimes when we want to make a point .another person find releave.funny people makes life moving.

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• At 2009.04.09 09:51, beibee said:

  quite funny.

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• At 2009.04.09 09:52, beibee said:

  i got this kind of joke in my box first time- sometime in 2006

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• At 2009.06.18 09:21, nkem said:

  Hilarious! I love this one

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